not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway
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Just told a guy he has puppygirl energy, gonna see what he makes of that
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the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution
not to mention those little gay bitches !!!
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i was obsessed with them when i was 8 and i am still obsessed with them now
[image description: a page of drawings of marceline and simon from adventure time. on the left is marcy wearing a white cropped sweater, a short black skirt, red tights, black fingerless gloves, and black boots. there is a caption that says “Average Bisexual” next to her. next to that is a short comic of marcy and simon, where marcy is floating over simon as he reads a book. marcy asks, “hey simon. ever kiss another man before?”, to which simon replies “well sure.” below them there is a caption that says, “he then failed to elaborate.” next to that is a drawing of simon with his hands clasped together, with a smaller, uncolored sketch of simon looking surprised above him. the entire page is colored in a watercolor style. end id]
“so what are your hobbies” laptop. my hobby is laptop
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Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake
Quest: a retired Big Bad wants to curse their enemies but at this point has more treasure than mana so they want to hire the party as Curse Boys
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If I was a siren would you let me lure you to your watery demise, yes or no?
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year of the girlfailure











